hey guys since the creepy stories I post are so highly requested, I found more 2 sentence horror stories!
if you wanna read more creepy stories that will scar you for life click here
- accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
- say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
- ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
- know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.
the elegant european woman didn’t stay for tea, but the promise of tomorrow hung in the air
Has everyone seen this incredible piece of amazing? This woman is my hero and I want to retire at age 25 and just attempt to make these for the rest of my damn life.
LEGOLAS YOU ARE THE FATHER
YEAR OF THE ARCHER
welcome to crude photoshop
This is actually horrifying…
oH MY GOD
wow, that’s alot of snow.
nice legs daisy dukes make all the boy moose go WAAHHHH
THIS IS WHAT THIS MEME WAS MEANT FOR. I HAVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS OH MY GOD.
I thought since I made a Prospit thing I ought to make a Derse thing
I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE