me: bb ur hands r so cold
her: that me hook
where the fuck is the bartender
don’t romanticize the past. romanticize the future. the future has starfleet
MY ULTIMATE CREATION
im dying squirtle
this is all i needed in my life
OH MYG GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE JUST WATCH THE THING
Not a huge Frozen fan, but definitely awesome.
THIS IS THE BEST HISHE
THE BEST ONE
i do these when i dont know what to do
…that’s the most brilliant joke I’ve ever beheld.
what even are cats
Everything about this picture is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
vine by: Garrison Sigmun
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS
Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.
if you want information it is
and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin
why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?
There’s the hufflepuff
It got cut in half.
"Tell me all the bad words you know. Go."
my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all
WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS BROKEN MAN?
100% fool proof way of catching hannibal lecter is in his shopping receipts
You eat an awful lot of meat for somebody who doesn’t yknow